Meet Me in Outer Space.

Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:52:36 -0400

Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

fyeahmusicmajorostrich: [Picture: Background: six-piece pie...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:03:13 -0400

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “If you miss the pick-up note” Bottom text: “I will anacrusify you”]

My Boyfriend.

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:02:32 -0400

Is Wonderful.

Forget Yesterday: rockandrollromance: Bold, you snuggly little bastards. You are in high...

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 00:02:56 -0400

Forget Yesterday: rockandrollromance: Bold, you snuggly little bastards. You are in high...:

rockandrollromance:

Bold, you snuggly little bastards.

You are in high school.
You dropped out of high school.
You graduated within the last 5 years.
You live on your own.
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
You live within 20 minutes of your ex.
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have been to the movies within the last week.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You have been a designated driver.
You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.
You have played strip poker.
You are Catholic.
You are atheist.
You recycle regularly.
You are a brunette.
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum.
You have a bank account.
You’ve written a check for less than $5.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have visited the Colosseum.
You have visited The Great Wall of China.
You have never been out of the country.
You have been a waiter/waitress.
You own a Bible.
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a zombie for Halloween.
You have been a Disney character for Halloween.
You don’t celebrate Halloween.
You have your belly button pierced.
You have your tongue pierced.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing.
You have your nose pierced.
You have an ankle tattoo.
You have a wrist tattoo.
You have a back tattoo.
You have no tattoos.
You have more than 5 tattoos.
You straighten your hair.
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You celebrate Hanukkah.
You were at your own house last New Year’s.
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today.
You were told by someone who’s not family.
You slept in your own bed last night.
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed.
You enjoyed your last kiss.
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
Your phone number ends with an even number.
You have kissed the last person you called/texted.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You don’t like seafood.
You have eaten deer sausage.
You have given a complete stranger your phone number.
You have been hit on at work.
You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you.
You have been whistled at.
You were creeped out by it.
You are a good speller.
You are very punctual.
You were dating someone in December of 2008.
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You are a Pisces.
You are an Aquarius.
You are a Leo.
You are a Capricorn.
You have Irish heritage.
You have Polish heritage.
You have Japanese heritage.
You have Israeli heritage.
You have German heritage.
You have Portuguese heritage.
You have French heritage.
You have Norwegian heritage.
You have Korean heritage.
You were born in May.
You were born in June.
You were born in October.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You write in all capital letters.
You have been told you have nice handwriting.
You have had a song written for you.
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly hair.
You are wearing a watch.
You are wearing flip flops.
You wouldn’t date someone who smoked.
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You are a morning person.
You are a night owl.
You slept in past 10am today.
You have big plans for next weekend.
You are thinking of someone right now.
Your job is stressing you out.
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know sign language.
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You are pessimistic by nature.
You have taken a ballet class.
You have taken karate.
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11.
Your birthday has already come this year.
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.
You ended your last relationship.
Your ex ended your last relationship.
You aren’t over your ex.
You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.
You have ~~let~~ someone use you.
You are engaged.
You are married.
You are divorced.
You have a child.
You were/are a teenage mom.
You are an otaku.
You are a cosplayer.
You were named after someone.
You like your name.
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
You are self-conscious about your body.
You have a hangover.
You have a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.
You live on a farm.
You live in a trailer.
You live in Montana.
You live in South Carolina.
You live in Illinois.
You live in Maryland.
You live in New Mexico.
You have godparents.
Your parents are still married.
You have step-siblings.
You are the oldest.
You are adopted.
You have a twin.
You don’t want kids.
You want more than four kids.
You have a bad temper.
You have made out with a complete stranger.
You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.
You have worked with a Kayla.
You have gone to the movies with a Jared.
You have hugged a Lexie.
You have held hands with a Marcus.
You have dated a Rachel.
You have kissed a David.
You have ridden in a car with a Nicole.
You have had class with a Patrick.
You have gone out to eat with a Chloe.
You know a Kyle in the military.
You are related to a Julie.
You have gotten drunk with a Brent.
You can voice-act.
You have broken your arm.
You have had to get stitches on your face.
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
Your fingernails are painted black.
You like to read.
You like to cook.
You like to draw.
You like to sing.
You can play an instrument.
You keep a lot of secrets from people.
You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you.
You don’t trust people easily.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You drive a car older than a 2002.
You have lost a friend you never thought you would.
You know a child who died of cancer.
You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.
You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours.
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
You have been pulled over for speeding.
You love to drive with the windows down.
Your favorite season is Autumn.
Your favorite color is orange.
Your favorite animal is a dolphin.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl.
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.
You regularly watch Asian dramas.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you.
You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
You answered every question truthfully.

I COULD JUST DIE

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 02:24:29 -0400

I COULD JUST DIE

D00DMYLIFE

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:48:09 -0400

D00DMYLIFE

Great picture; great cause.

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 01:32:21 -0500

Great picture; great cause.

A sorry attempt at Yoga X. This stuff is pretty hxc.

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 22:01:16 -0500

A sorry attempt at Yoga X. This stuff is pretty hxc.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:45:05 -0500

HAHAHAHAHAHA

COMMUNITY <3

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:39:50 -0500

COMMUNITY <3

God I love this movie.

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:34:22 -0500

God I love this movie.

paranoid-android92: noice

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 14:27:44 -0500

paranoid-android92:

noice

lolz

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 14:25:20 -0500

lolz

Getting Back in Shape.

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 14:24:52 -0500

Recently I’ve felt really groggy and slow, and I feel like it’s due to my lack of physical shape. For example, I’ll be running to class and I’ll get winded when I’m finished. I look at myself and I feel like my mirror image just screams “hit the cardio”. I haven’t played sports in quite some time, and I really regret that. With all this being said, I’m going to start working out again. For me, cardio is probably the best thing to start with, mostly because I’d like to get my mile time back to 6 minutes. We have a treadmill and an exercise bike at the house, but I feel like running outdoors would be a good idea every once in a while. (Feel free to join, since there’s a good chance most of my running will be done at school.)

Moreover, I love ab workouts, so I suppose it’s time to bust out the Ab Ripper X again. Or p90x in general, since working out one area of you body significantly more than other areas can’t be beneficial to your health. I’ll think I’ll try doing one DVD a day for at least 3 days a week-It’s only an hour; that’s really not so bad at all.

Along with these various workouts, I’m considering revamping my diet. I’m a chronic under-eater, if you will, and that’s never healthy. The worst part is when I do eat, it’s fatty, sugary, junk food. It’s gotten pretty bad. However, I recently downloaded this app on my iPod called “Calorie Count” that enables me to log the various things I eat during the day and later observe my calorie intake and any weight loss/gain. Calorie Count is actually what made me so cognizant of my poor eating habits. Time to fix it. (Especially since I’m iron-deficient…)

Anyway, I guess I just thought I’d share this with everyone. Like I said, feel free to join me at any time if you wish. I’ll be blogging my progress (hopefully-if i remember) on here, or on a separate blog.

Sincerely,

Ashley

P.S. This blogging idea was inspired by Suda.
(Follow his Bike Project progress!)

"Roses are red Violets are blue You think I’m in your room This is true"

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:26:34 -0500

“Roses are red
Violets are blue
You think I’m in your room
This is true”

- (via hannahflute)

Finally someone that understands.

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:30:07 -0500

Finally someone that understands.

whiteboyswagg101: True Story Bro YOLO

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:26:51 -0500

whiteboyswagg101:

True Story Bro

YOLO

maddifutato: lolzzz

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:26:17 -0500

maddifutato:

lolzzz

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Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:00:38 -0500

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c:

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:11:42 -0500